Too lazy to listen to the news? Then you’ll love “News You Don’t Need,” the brand-new comedy podcast hosted by the inimitable Joey Toledo (of “One-Minute Presidential Campaign Update” fame). “News You Don’t Need” doesn’t cover the stories that make headlines. It covers stories that lead to good gags. And we pledge that we will try our best to avoid aggravating you with what’s happening in the world of politics. So, avoid what’s happening in the real world by checking out “News You Don’t Need” on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or or wherever you like to waste a perfectly good minute of your day.