1 Minute Political Update

• Ep. 268: Trump’s "Military Complex" Ballroom & Heating Hacks 🎖️ November 12, 2026
  Donald Trump spoke at Arlington National Cemetery for Veterans Day where he touted his triumphal arch and his White House ballroom as a military complexes—yeah, right—while reports came out saying that U.S. households will be paying more to heat their homes this winter. (Maybe Trump can send some of his hot air their way.)The 1-Minute […]
• Ep. 267: Trump Appoints Miller 🤮 November 10, 2026
  Donald Trump’s new chief of staff is Stephen Miller who’s the architect of Trump’s draconian deportation policy—that should turn out well—while Republican Congressman Thomas Massie introduced articles of impeachment against Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth. (Get out the testosterone-flavored popcorn!)The 1-Minute Political Update is a top Trump podcast. See for yourself at millionpodcasts.com/donald-trump-podcasts/. (Tell ‘em “Joey […]
• Ep. 266: New MAGA Hat Just Dropped November 5, 2026
  After Democrats took both the House and Senate overwhelmingly, Donald Trump said he’d be happy to work them—as long as it’s on the ballroom and military arch. Meanwhile, when Trump heard that one-third of Americans voted for Democrats due to the war in Iran, he said he’d do it again. (Somewhere a village is missing […]
• Ep. 265: Trump Goes All Roy Cohn on Pastor November 3, 2026
  Donald Trump called Kansas Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Adam Hamilton perverted because the pastor supports same-sex marriage and abortion rights—yes, that’s quite perverted—then he claimed that America is booming under Republicans. (And by booming, he means bombing.)Dig democracy? Make sure you vote. Election Day is today. Check out your ballot options at electionssimplified.com. And check […]
• Ep. 264: Trump Backs Famous Backsides October 29, 2026
  On the campaign trail in Ohio, Trump is rallying voters by discussing topics that are of the utmost importance to them, like Senator Jon Husted’s ass—there is no bottom, pun intended—while he’s offering $1 million to anyone reporting voter fraud in the midterms. (And if you believe that, there’s a bridge in Brooklyn that’s for […]
• EP. 263: Trump Badmouths Obama October 27, 2026
  Barack Obama gave a speech supporting Michigan senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed and trashing Donald Trump who then called Obama incompetent—cue the laugh track—while the archbishop of Milwaukee apologized after the White House shared a video of him and other bishops praying over Trump without their consent. (Cue the vomit emoji.)Dig democracy? Make sure you vote. […]
• Ep. 262: Two’s Company, Trump’s A Crowd October 22, 2026
  Vladimir Putin suggested a summit with Xi Jinping and Donald Trump to discuss how to end the war with Ukraine but not with President Zelenskyy—that doesn’t sound fishy at all!—while Trump told struggling Kansas farmers high diesel and fertilizer prices he caused were coming down soon. (He also said he had a bridge in Topeka […]
• Ep. 261: Trump Says Nyet to Russian Sanctions October 20, 2026
  Donald Trump has waived sanctions related to Russian crude oil sales so they can keep funding their war with Ukraine—now we know which side his borscht is buttered on—while he fired both the ambassador to Greece and his new press secretary in just the past week. (Hopefully, America will fire him.)Dig democracy? Make sure you […]
• Ep. 260: Trump Trigger Happy October 16, 2026
  Pete Hegseth plans to live stream the firing squad execution of former Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, a convicted mass murderer—seems humane, doesn’t it?—while Donald Trump picked Katie Zacharia to replace Karoline Leavitt as his new press secretary. (Though with her blonde hair and trash talk, no one will know the difference.)Dig democracy? Make sure […]
• Ep. 259: Trump’s Traitorous Trait October 13, 2026
  Donald Trump called Michigan Democratic senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed a jihadist lunatic who hates America—projection, anyone?—then he made a deal with Putin to buy Russian diesel and lambasted Ukrainian President Zelenskyy for not stopping a war Russia started. (Russia, Russia, Russia, anyone?)Dig democracy? Make sure you vote. Election Day is 21 days away. Check out […]
• Ep. 258: Trump to LA & San Diego: Drop Dead October 8, 2026
  At a recent rally, Donald Trump reiterated that Iran can’t have a nuclear weapon but if they did, they can take out a U.S. city, specifically San Diego and LA—stay classy, Donny—while Democrats are suing the Trump administration for using $20 million in taxpayer money for TV ads promoting Trump. (Stay classy, GOP.)Dig democracy? Make […]
• Ep. 257: Trump’s Lobotomy Economy October 6, 2026
  Recently, National Economic Council Director Kevin Hassett claimed Donald Trump has created a golden age—yes, if you’re a billionaire—while Trump told a crowd in Ohio that if they get out and vote, Republicans will win big. (He left out the fact that if they don’t get out and vote, he’ll make sure to cheat.)Dig democracy? […]
• Ep. 256: Trump’s Bootlicking Senate Lackeys October 1, 2026
  During testimony regarding his investigations into Donald Trump, former special counsel Jack Smith was called a dirtbag by GOP senators—Nuremberg trial, anyone?—while the Trump administration is sending $500 refund checks to millions of Obamacare enrollees to help pay for premiums that are unaffordable. (Thanks to Republians who cut the enhanced subsidies.)Trump’s shenanigans got you at […]
• Ep. 255: Trump’s Fake News-a-Palooza September 29, 2026
  Donald Trump banned CNN from Air Force One because they only report fake news—like high gas prices, high food prices, and high inflation—then went to Iowa to unveil plans for the largest steel plant in U.S. history, which will open in 2030. (And go bankrupt in 2031.)Trump’s shenanigans got you at the end of your […]
• Ep. 254: Trump’s Gas Lies Running on Empty September 10, 2026
  Donald Trump continues to diss Americans who are struggling due to high gas prices, claiming they have to suck it up to prevent Iran from having a nuclear weapon—he’s gaslighting with premium gas—while he continues to lie that he went to Ground Zero the day after 9/11. (He’s a gasbag filled with premium gas.)Trump’s shenanigans […]
• Trump’s Arc de Travesty September 8, 2026
  The Trump administration plans to break ground on the 250-foot arch near the National Mall despite an ongoing lawsuit. (The Supreme Court will rule on it AFTER it’s built.) Meanwhile, funding for bike lanes is being cut from a Biden-era infrastructure bill because Trump sees them as DEI pet projects—it’s a very unfunny, very dangerous […]
• Ep. 252: Postal Service Goes Postal September 3, 2026
  A U.S. Postal Service whistleblower revealed that Trump officials were defying a court order and implementing a plan to prevent millions from receiving mail-in ballots (fascism, anyone?) while the U.S. Mint announced that $1 coins featuring Trump’s portrait are available for purchase (grift, anyone?).#Politics #PoliticalHumor #Democracy #USPS #USPolitics #PoliticalSatire
• Ep. 251: The Lame Name Game September 1, 2026
  Donald Trump signed an executive order changing Lake Ontario to Lake America amid his trade war with Canada—he’s a brilliant tactician, ain’t he?—then he railed against communities who don’t want data centers, claiming they’ll end up poor. (That train has left the station—and the poor are under it.)Trump’s shenanigans got you at the end of […]
• Ep. 250: Goodbye, Dolly! August 27, 2026
  Donald Trump ordered flags flown at half-staff to honor Dolly Parton whom he claimed really liked him—the only thing she liked is that he wore cheaper wigs than her—while financially-strapped cattle ranchers fumed about Trump’s plan to import cheaper beef. (The trade war with Canada is hurting them as well, which they consider a slapshot […]
• Ep. 249: Tariffs Gone Wild! August 25, 2026
  The U.S. will raise tariffs on Canadian vehicles to 50% because Donald Trump says they’ve been ripping us off for years—how’s that for the pot calling the kettle black, eh?—while on Sunday The IndyCar Freedom 250 Grand Prix took place on the streets of Washington, D.C. (Trump took an honorary lap before the race then took an honorary […]